ADD

I don't have anything spectacular today. And haven't, for a few days. And I know I'm mostly talking to myself, but hey, I done got me a diary that everyone can read. You know what is spectacular though? My name was made into a song today. A big deal? No. But it amused the heck out of me.

Duct tape has been holding my life together. I freaking luv this stuff. You see, I have the unfortunate occurrence of a short leg. A 20mm short leg. That's almost an inch. And this difference has effed up my whole body. My pelvis is twisted, my buns..nevermind. We won't go there. But most of all my neck hurts. Well, not hurt like pain pain, but it's constant soreness. And When I tilt my head back and roll it back, and forth, it gets to be like popcorn. Well anyway, I have to wear a horrible rubbery thing in my shoe and it.does.not.stay. My chiro guy says people don't usually have trouble with them. And I'm like cracka please! I literally have to duct tape that mofo TO MY FOOT. Under my sock, and jam all 12mm of it into my shoes. I'm also cheap and won't buy skinny jeans. I want them to tuck into boots, but I'm skinny. And you need to be skinny to wear skinny jeans. So I'd ONLY get to wear them when I wear boots. The solution? Wrap my normal jeans around my legs and duct tape them! The top Sir Phelix's cage is coming off so...duct tape it! (Actually, I may have electrical tape on there. Ooh! Fun fact: electrical tape has to electrical charge, it is just used to wrap around wires often. Some people seem confused by that. I guess working for an electrician really gets you some insider info.) Sir Phelix and Kooper the Fluffy have also decided chewing on my computer cord is fun. Now it's covered in lime green duct tape.

You know what else I love? Hot chocolate. Especially since "spring" here in the great north means snow and cold. But you know what sucks? The laborious task of heating up milk (or water), pouring the mix in, and ugh...stiring. Well no longer am I stuck in the dark ages. I got a Keurig coffee maker (technically it's not "mine" but I use it regularly.) And let me tell you, this bad boy has graduated me from peasant to high priestess of warm beverages. I'm not much of a coffee person (it makes me sick) but love tea and, of course hot chocolate. This thing is like having a hot chocolate slave. I command it with my fingers. And it is spewed into my beautiful beverage cup that I don't share.

Does anyone else procrastinate? Like BAD!? Right now I'm supposed to be writing 2 papers. Guess what's not happening. I have no will power, I have no self discipline, and it scares me. I don't know what to do about this! Maybe I'll go watch youtube videos...Olan Rogers sounds good right now......
NO! Dangit Kendra! Gahhhh! Does anyone know how to control this? SOMEONE HELP ME, I HAVE A FLAT TIRE!!!!!